{"id":1335,"date":"2020-09-24T16:17:43","date_gmt":"2020-09-24T20:17:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.richmond.edu\/writing\/?p=1335"},"modified":"2020-09-24T17:05:24","modified_gmt":"2020-09-24T21:05:24","slug":"word-of-the-week-malarkey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.richmond.edu\/writing\/2020\/09\/24\/word-of-the-week-malarkey\/","title":{"rendered":"Word of the Week! Malarkey"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.richmond.edu\/writing\/files\/2020\/07\/Mountebank.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1287\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.richmond.edu\/writing\/files\/2020\/07\/Mountebank.jpg\" alt=\"Snake Oil Salesman\" width=\"440\" height=\"659\" \/><\/a>My 6th-Grade teacher, Miss Gilmore, had a wonderfully deep Southern accent. At times, all too frequently, we said stupid things and instead of getting angry, she&#8217;d reply &#8220;oh, malarkey!&#8221;\u00a0 She probably would have spelled it &#8220;malarky,&#8221; Something I also see in print.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s how I learned this word, once common and hard to find today. Malarkey, however, has never vanished. It&#8217;s humbug. It&#8217;s nonsense. It&#8217;s misleading. It&#8217;s ridiculous. It may not be illegal or dangerous, but it rises to the level of silliness, at least. Earlier I considered <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.richmond.edu\/writing\/2020\/07\/24\/word-of-the-week-mountebank\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">mountebanks<\/a> and their con-games. These fellows are masters of malarkey. I like my image from that post so much that I&#8217;m going to use it again.<\/p>\n<p>There is no malarkey involved in the mysterious origin of our word. The author of <a href=\"https:\/\/www.oed.com\/view\/Entry\/112775?redirectedFrom=malarky&amp;\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">the OED entry<\/a> simply does not know. The word did cross the Atlantic to the New World. There&#8217;s an Irish surname close to our word, but that origin is probably malarkey.<\/p>\n<p>Is malarkey endangered? Not the thing itself: it&#8217;s everywhere. But the word has fallen to 3 of 8 on the OED usage scale, making it one of those words &#8220;not commonly found in general text types like novels and newspapers, but at the same they are not overly opaque or obscure.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Time to bring the word back. We need more words without four letters for the everyday, trivial nonsense we encounter. For instance: &#8220;Your call is important to us.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Malarkey!<\/p>\n<p>Send us words and metaphors to feature here.\u00a0See all of our Metaphors of the Month\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/blog.richmond.edu\/writing\/tag\/metaphor-of-the-month\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">here<\/a>\u00a0and Words of the Week\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/blog.richmond.edu\/writing\/tag\/word-of-the-week\/\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><em>Image of \u201cProfessor Thaddeus Schmidlap, resident snake-oil salesman at the Enchanted Springs Ranch and Old West theme park\u201d courtesy of\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Soapbox#\/media\/File:Snake-oil_salesman_Professor_Thaddeus_Schmidlap_at_Enchanted_Springs_Ranch,_Boerne,_Texas,_USA_28650a.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Wikipedia<\/a>, via the Library of Congress.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My 6th-Grade teacher, Miss Gilmore, had a wonderfully deep Southern accent. At times, all too frequently, we said stupid things and instead of getting angry, she&#8217;d reply &#8220;oh, malarkey!&#8221;\u00a0 She probably would have spelled it &#8220;malarky,&#8221; Something I also see in print. That&#8217;s how I learned this word, once common and hard to find today. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.richmond.edu\/writing\/2020\/09\/24\/word-of-the-week-malarkey\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Word of the Week! Malarkey<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":589,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[87405,40197],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1335","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-etymology","category-vocabulary"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pcsCNV-lx","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.richmond.edu\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1335","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.richmond.edu\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.richmond.edu\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.richmond.edu\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/589"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.richmond.edu\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1335"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/blog.richmond.edu\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1335\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1338,"href":"https:\/\/blog.richmond.edu\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1335\/revisions\/1338"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.richmond.edu\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1335"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.richmond.edu\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1335"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.richmond.edu\/writing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1335"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}