{"id":22,"date":"2019-04-22T21:54:38","date_gmt":"2019-04-23T01:54:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.richmond.edu\/romandining\/?page_id=22"},"modified":"2024-09-10T16:32:50","modified_gmt":"2024-09-10T20:32:50","slug":"horace-satires-2-8","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/blog.richmond.edu\/romandining\/horace-satires-2-8\/","title":{"rendered":"Horace, Satires 2.8"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>[et_pb_section fb_built=&#8221;1&#8243; fullwidth=&#8221;on&#8221; _builder_version=&#8221;4.16&#8243; global_colors_info=&#8221;{}&#8221;][et_pb_fullwidth_header title=&#8221;Horace&#8221; subhead=&#8221;Satires 2.8&#8243; text_orientation=&#8221;center&#8221; _builder_version=&#8221;4.16&#8243; title_font=&#8221;Taviraj||||||||&#8221; title_text_align=&#8221;center&#8221; title_font_size=&#8221;40px&#8221; content_font=&#8221;Taviraj||||||||&#8221; content_font_size=&#8221;15px&#8221; subhead_font=&#8221;Taviraj||on||||||&#8221; subhead_font_size=&#8221;30px&#8221; background_color=&#8221;#007865&#8243; vertical_offset_tablet=&#8221;0&#8243; horizontal_offset_tablet=&#8221;0&#8243; z_index_tablet=&#8221;0&#8243; title_text_shadow_horizontal_length_tablet=&#8221;0px&#8221; title_text_shadow_vertical_length_tablet=&#8221;0px&#8221; title_text_shadow_blur_strength_tablet=&#8221;1px&#8221; content_text_shadow_horizontal_length_tablet=&#8221;0px&#8221; content_text_shadow_vertical_length_tablet=&#8221;0px&#8221; content_text_shadow_blur_strength_tablet=&#8221;1px&#8221; subhead_text_shadow_horizontal_length_tablet=&#8221;0px&#8221; subhead_text_shadow_vertical_length_tablet=&#8221;0px&#8221; subhead_text_shadow_blur_strength_tablet=&#8221;1px&#8221; content_link_text_shadow_horizontal_length_tablet=&#8221;0px&#8221; content_link_text_shadow_vertical_length_tablet=&#8221;0px&#8221; content_link_text_shadow_blur_strength_tablet=&#8221;1px&#8221; content_ul_text_shadow_horizontal_length_tablet=&#8221;0px&#8221; content_ul_text_shadow_vertical_length_tablet=&#8221;0px&#8221; content_ul_text_shadow_blur_strength_tablet=&#8221;1px&#8221; content_ol_text_shadow_horizontal_length_tablet=&#8221;0px&#8221; content_ol_text_shadow_vertical_length_tablet=&#8221;0px&#8221; content_ol_text_shadow_blur_strength_tablet=&#8221;1px&#8221; content_quote_text_shadow_horizontal_length_tablet=&#8221;0px&#8221; content_quote_text_shadow_vertical_length_tablet=&#8221;0px&#8221; content_quote_text_shadow_blur_strength_tablet=&#8221;1px&#8221; button_one_text_shadow_horizontal_length_tablet=&#8221;0px&#8221; button_one_text_shadow_vertical_length_tablet=&#8221;0px&#8221; button_one_text_shadow_blur_strength_tablet=&#8221;1px&#8221; button_two_text_shadow_horizontal_length_tablet=&#8221;0px&#8221; button_two_text_shadow_vertical_length_tablet=&#8221;0px&#8221; button_two_text_shadow_blur_strength_tablet=&#8221;1px&#8221; box_shadow_horizontal_tablet=&#8221;0px&#8221; box_shadow_vertical_tablet=&#8221;0px&#8221; box_shadow_blur_tablet=&#8221;40px&#8221; box_shadow_spread_tablet=&#8221;0px&#8221; box_shadow_style_image=&#8221;preset6&#8243; box_shadow_blur_image_tablet=&#8221;40px&#8221; box_shadow_horizontal_button_one_tablet=&#8221;0px&#8221; box_shadow_vertical_button_one_tablet=&#8221;0px&#8221; box_shadow_blur_button_one_tablet=&#8221;40px&#8221; box_shadow_spread_button_one_tablet=&#8221;0px&#8221; box_shadow_horizontal_button_two_tablet=&#8221;0px&#8221; box_shadow_vertical_button_two_tablet=&#8221;0px&#8221; box_shadow_blur_button_two_tablet=&#8221;40px&#8221; box_shadow_spread_button_two_tablet=&#8221;0px&#8221; text_shadow_style=&#8221;preset3&#8243; text_shadow_blur_strength_tablet=&#8221;1px&#8221; saved_tabs=&#8221;all&#8221; global_colors_info=&#8221;{}&#8221;]<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>translation and commentary by Matt Mahoney (\u201920) and Lilian Nguyen (\u201919)<\/p>\n<p>[\/et_pb_fullwidth_header][\/et_pb_section][et_pb_section fb_built=&#8221;1&#8243; _builder_version=&#8221;4.16&#8243; vertical_offset_tablet=&#8221;0&#8243; horizontal_offset_tablet=&#8221;0&#8243; z_index_tablet=&#8221;0&#8243; box_shadow_horizontal_tablet=&#8221;0px&#8221; box_shadow_vertical_tablet=&#8221;0px&#8221; box_shadow_blur_tablet=&#8221;40px&#8221; box_shadow_spread_tablet=&#8221;0px&#8221; global_colors_info=&#8221;{}&#8221;][et_pb_row column_structure=&#8221;1_2,1_2&#8243; _builder_version=&#8221;4.16&#8243; global_colors_info=&#8221;{}&#8221;][et_pb_column type=&#8221;1_2&#8243; _builder_version=&#8221;4.16&#8243; custom_padding=&#8221;|||&#8221; global_colors_info=&#8221;{}&#8221; custom_padding__hover=&#8221;|||&#8221;][et_pb_text admin_label=&#8221;Trans. 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header_3_text_shadow_vertical_length_tablet=&#8221;0px&#8221; header_3_text_shadow_blur_strength_tablet=&#8221;1px&#8221; header_4_text_shadow_horizontal_length_tablet=&#8221;0px&#8221; header_4_text_shadow_vertical_length_tablet=&#8221;0px&#8221; header_4_text_shadow_blur_strength_tablet=&#8221;1px&#8221; header_5_text_shadow_horizontal_length_tablet=&#8221;0px&#8221; header_5_text_shadow_vertical_length_tablet=&#8221;0px&#8221; header_5_text_shadow_blur_strength_tablet=&#8221;1px&#8221; header_6_text_shadow_horizontal_length_tablet=&#8221;0px&#8221; header_6_text_shadow_vertical_length_tablet=&#8221;0px&#8221; header_6_text_shadow_blur_strength_tablet=&#8221;1px&#8221; box_shadow_horizontal_tablet=&#8221;0px&#8221; box_shadow_vertical_tablet=&#8221;0px&#8221; box_shadow_blur_tablet=&#8221;40px&#8221; box_shadow_spread_tablet=&#8221;0px&#8221; global_colors_info=&#8221;{}&#8221;]<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cHow did the dinner of blessed Nasidienus please you?\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Yesterday, it was said to me, when I was seeking a dinner guest, that you were\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">drinking there <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">since mid day.\u201d <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cIn such a way that I n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">ever had <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">a better time in life.\u201d <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cTell me, if it is not troublesome,\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">what dish first satisfied your angry stomach.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cIn the first place, a Lucanian boar: it was captured when a mild South Wind was blowing,\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">so the host of the feast kept saying; around it were sharp\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">turnips, lettuces, radishes \u2013 such things that\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">provoke a weary stomach &#8211; parsnip((\u00a0 The literal meaning is \u201cskirret,\u201d but parsnip is an equivalent in modern cooking.)),<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> anchovies, and the dregs of Coan wine. (10)\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">After these were removed, a properly dressed slave <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">with a purple napkin wiped off the maple table. Another slave\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">picked up whatever was lying around useless and whatever\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">could offend guests. Like an Attic maiden\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">carrying the sacred items of Ceres, an Indian slave approached (15)<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">bearing Caecuban wine, and a slave named Alcon approached bearing Chian wine without sea\u00a0<\/span>brine.\u00a0<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Here, the host said, \u2018Maecenas, if Alban or Falernian wine\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">delights you more greatly than those wines brought, we have both.\u2019&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cHow miserable is wealth! Fundanius, but who was dining there with you, that you should have <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">such a good time? <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I am anxious to know.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(20)<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201c<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I was in the highest position, and next to me was Viscus of Thurii, and below me,\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">if I remember, was Varius; with Servilius Balatro\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">was Vibidius, whom Maecenas had brought as shadow.<\/span>\u00a0\u00a0<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Nomentanus was above the host himself, Porcius below, <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">who was ridiculous for swallowing whole flat-cakes at once;\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(25)<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Nomentanus was there for this purpose, so that if anything would go unnoticed, <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">he would point with his forefinger; for the rest of the crowd,\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I mean us, we eat birds, oysters, and fish, <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">which were concealing a juice far different from any we knew, <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">as in fact, it became immediately clear, when he offered to me eggs of a sparrow-fish and eggs\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">of a flat fish<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">they remained untasted. (<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">30)<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">After this, he taught me that honey apples are red when they are chosen\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">during a waning moon. What a difference this makes, from him\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">you would have learned better. <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Then Vibidius to Balatro says,\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u2018Unless we drink him bankrupt, we will die unavenged,\u2019\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">and he demands larger cups. Then, paleness\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(35)<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">spread over the face of the steward, he fearing nothing more\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">than heavy drinkers, \u00a0because either because they slander more freely or\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">because fiery wines dull the refined palate.\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Vibidius and Balatro pour whole wine-jars<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> into Allifanian drinking cups,\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">with everyone else following suit: the guests of the lowest <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">couch did no harm to the flasks. (40)\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The lamprey is brought forth, outstretched in a shallow platter, between swimming shrimps.\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">At this, the host said &#8216;This fish\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">was captured pregnant, since it would be worse in its flesh after spawning.\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">With these following ingredients, a sauce was mixed: (45) oil which <\/span>\u00a0<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">the best cellar\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">of Venafrum <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">pressed, garum from the juices of Spanish mackerel,\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">five-year-old wine truly borne on this side of the sea (<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">while it is cooking &#8212; after it is cooked Chian wine suits so well, so that <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">nothing else is better) white pepper, and vinegar\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">which turned the Methymnaean grape sour. <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(50)<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I first <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">showed how to cook green arugula<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> and bitter healing herbs <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">into the sauce;\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Curtillus would use unwashed sea-urchins, <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">since what the shell of the sea-urchin yields is better than the brine.\u2019\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Meanwhile, the suspended canopies made heavy ruin\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">onto the dish, dragging as much black dust <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(55)<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">as not<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> the North Wind rouses onto the Campanian fields.\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">We feared worse, but after we perceived no danger,\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">we collected ourselves; Rufus, with his head hung down, wept as if\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">his son had an untimely death.\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">That would have been the end, if wise Nomentanus had not lifted his friend in this way, saying\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(60)<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u2018Ah, Fortune, what god is crueler to us than you?\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">You always rejoice when playing with human affairs!\u2019\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Varius was able, with difficulty, to restrain his laughter with a napkin. <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Balatro, raising his nose at everything <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">was saying<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">,\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u2018This is the condition of living, and so\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(65)<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Fame, which is equal to your labor, is never going to respond. <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">So I may be accepted lavishly are you\u00a0 twisted and tortured by every a<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">nxiety, lest the bread be burned, l<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">est a badly-seasoned sauce be served, a<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">nd so that all your slaves be properly dressed and ready to serve?\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(70)<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Add these misfortunes and, if the canop<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">ies would fall\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">as they did just now, or if a lackey having slipped with his foot would break a plate.\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">But difficult matters are accustomed to reveal the intelligence of the guest, as of the leader, w<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">hile favorable conditions are <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">accustomed<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> to hide it.&#8217;\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">To this Nasidienus said, \u2018May the gods give to you whatever you pray for (<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">75)<\/span> <span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">in good measure: you are such a good man and friendly guest\u2019\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">and then he demanded his sandals. During that time, on the couch, you could see\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">divided<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> whispers whizzing secretly by ear.\u201d<br \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cI would prefer to have seen no games than these; but <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">come now and tell us the things which you laughed at next.\u201d <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">(80) \u201cWhile Vibidius <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">was asking the boys whether the flask also was broken, <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">because the wine<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> had not been given when he was demanding it, t<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">here is laughter at fake subjects, with the help of Balatro,\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Nasidienus, you return with a changed brow, as if by skill y<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">ou will correct misfortune; (85) then<\/span>\u00a0t<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">he male servants followed, bearing on a large charger:\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">the plucked-apart limbs of a crane, seasoned with much salt and not without flour,\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">and the liver of a white goose which was fed fat figs\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">and the plucked-off arms of rabbits, which are so much sweeter\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">than if someone eats them with the loins. (90) Then we<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0saw also placed before us blackbirds with the breasts boiled and wood-pigeons without hindquarters.\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Sweet things, if only the host was not narrating their causes and natures;\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">whom thus we fled, avenged\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">in that we tasted nothing at all, as if\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Canidia, <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">worse than African serpents,\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">had breathed on those things.\u2019&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p>[\/et_pb_text][\/et_pb_column][et_pb_column type=&#8221;1_2&#8243; _builder_version=&#8221;4.16&#8243; custom_padding=&#8221;|||&#8221; global_colors_info=&#8221;{}&#8221; custom_padding__hover=&#8221;|||&#8221;][et_pb_text admin_label=&#8221;Commentary Title&#8221; _builder_version=&#8221;4.16&#8243; text_font=&#8221;Buenard||||||||&#8221; 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header_3_text_shadow_blur_strength_tablet=&#8221;1px&#8221; header_4_text_shadow_horizontal_length_tablet=&#8221;0px&#8221; header_4_text_shadow_vertical_length_tablet=&#8221;0px&#8221; header_4_text_shadow_blur_strength_tablet=&#8221;1px&#8221; header_5_text_shadow_horizontal_length_tablet=&#8221;0px&#8221; header_5_text_shadow_vertical_length_tablet=&#8221;0px&#8221; header_5_text_shadow_blur_strength_tablet=&#8221;1px&#8221; header_6_text_shadow_horizontal_length_tablet=&#8221;0px&#8221; header_6_text_shadow_vertical_length_tablet=&#8221;0px&#8221; header_6_text_shadow_blur_strength_tablet=&#8221;1px&#8221; box_shadow_horizontal_tablet=&#8221;0px&#8221; box_shadow_vertical_tablet=&#8221;0px&#8221; box_shadow_blur_tablet=&#8221;40px&#8221; box_shadow_spread_tablet=&#8221;0px&#8221; global_colors_info=&#8221;{}&#8221;]<\/p>\n<p><b>(6)<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> Lucania was an ancient area of Southern Italy. The region was home to a vast amount of pastures, mountains, and forests. These environments supported bears, wolves, and most significantly, wild boars. (<\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikisource.org\/wiki\/1911_Encyclop%C3%A6dia_Britannica\/Lucania\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Britannica<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> 1911). <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.alamy.com\/wild-boar-hunting-depicted-in-the-lucanian-fresco-from-the-4th-century-bc-on-display-in-the-paestum-archaeological-museum-museo-archeologico-di-paestum-in-paestum-campania-italy-image179688823.html\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Click here<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> to see a 4th-century Lucanian fresco of boar hunting.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>(6)<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> The \u201cmild South Wind\u201d (<\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">leni austro)<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> is a reference to <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/books.google.com\/books?id=3ep502syZv8C&amp;pg=PA275&amp;dq=auster+wind&amp;hl=en&amp;sa=X&amp;ei=fTB2VZiUCY73yQSC-IOYBg&amp;ved=0CDkQ6AEwBQ#v=onepage&amp;q=auster%20wind&amp;f=false\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Auster<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> (Notos in Greek culture), the Roman god of southern wind. The name \u201cAuster\u201d comes from the wind\u2019s tendency to \u201cgather waters,\u201d resulting in a thick and humid wind. In Greek, the name Notos comes from the wind\u2019s tendency to \u201ccorrupt the air.\u201d (Isidore, trans. by Barney 2010, 275). Perhaps the humid southern wind gave the boar a strange taste?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>(9)<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> The word \u201cdregs\u201d (<\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">faecula)<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> refers to the sediment left at the bottom of a cup of unfiltered wine. In Greek culture, a game called <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">kottabos<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> would be played with these remains. The player would say the name of someone for whom they had love or lust, then throw the dregs from their kylix (cup). The intended target could be anything (such as a statue or vessel) or anyone. (<\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/collection.maas.museum\/object\/166498\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Donnelly<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, 1999)<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-179\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.richmond.edu\/romandining\/files\/2019\/05\/kylixed.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"992\" height=\"713\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Example of a Greek kylix in the Virginia Museum of Fine Arts (VMFA 60.19). Notice the handles on the sides that are necessary to play kottabos.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>(9-16)<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> In lines 9-16, three wines are served (Coan, Caecuban, and Chian) and two more (Alban and Falernian) are offered to Maecenas:<\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>Coan<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> \u2013 a salty wine from the Greek Island of Kos. However, because of the sea water added to this wine, different regions were able to easily make knock-off versions. (Dalby 2002, 134-136)<\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>Chian <\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u2013 a red wine from the Greek island of Chios. Regarded as one of the finest wines by Pliny the Elder. (Dalby, 2002, 136)<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/penelope.uchicago.edu\/~grout\/encyclopaedia_romana\/wine\/vintage.html\"><b>Alban <\/b><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u2013 a famous red wine from the Alban Hills, less than 20 miles southeast of Rome. (Grout, 2004)<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/socialvignerons.com\/2018\/05\/10\/the-modern-comeback-of-ancient-romes-legendary-wine-falerno\/\"><b>Falernian<\/b> <\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u2013 a white wine from the region marked as \u201cFalciano del Massico.\u201d The wine was one of the most popular wines of ancient Rome, and one of the first to be exported from Italy. After it faded out of existence, a lawyer and professor at the University of Naples did extensive research on the wine and made the Falerno del Massico DOP region for Falerno wines. (Miquel 2018)<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/penelope.uchicago.edu\/~grout\/encyclopaedia_romana\/wine\/vintage.html\"><b>Caecuban<\/b> <\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u2013 a bold wine that matured with time from the \u201cager Caecubus,\u201d which is located in the modern day Pontine Marshes (Grout 2004). This region is symbolized by the marker between the Alban Hills and Falciano del Massico.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-183\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.richmond.edu\/romandining\/files\/2019\/05\/map.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"1431\" height=\"723\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">A map showing the origins of the five wines offered at the dinner party.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>(11)<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> The color purple (<\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">purpureo)<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> signified status and wealth among the upper class of Roman society. Having a purple napkin showed this fact even more. Using such a precious cloth for cleaning remnants off of one\u2019s mouth would have showed extravagant wealth (<\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.smithsonianmag.com\/smart-news\/in-ancient-rome-purple-dye-was-made-from-snails-1239931\/\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Schultz<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> 2013).<\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>(14)<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> Ceres was the Roman goddess of agriculture. The slave who carries wine is thus carrying the product of Ceres. By being responsible for the harvest, she is also given credit for the existence of the wine (Geller 2018).<\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>(20)<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> The seating positions of Roman dining were very specific. There were typically three couches set up in a \u201cU\u201d shape. Going counterclockwise around the \u201cU,\u201d they were regarded as the high couch, the middle couch, and the low couch. Each couch had space for three attendees to recline in, and each space had its own name as well. Going counterclockwise around the \u201cU\u201d shape again, each couch had a high, middle, and low position. These names positions did not necessarily dictate who was able to sit there, but certain positions were generally held by certain people (such as the lowest position of the middle couch being occupied by the guest of honor) (Schmitt-Pantel 2006).<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-192\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.richmond.edu\/romandining\/files\/2019\/05\/triclinium.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"520\" height=\"580\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The typical arrangement of couches at a Roman dinner party as well as the positions that guests would have occupied (Brown, 2012)<\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>(30)<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> The act of picking apples during a \u201cwaning moon\u201d is most likely a reference to a real method. As Ludovic Dervin\u2019s tour at Mumm Napa describes, fruits have many characteristics at night time that are more desirable than during the day. Among these characteristics is the fact that the sugar levels drop, the skin becomes firm (and thus prevents unnecessary damage), and the acidity balances. This could be a reason to the reference to picking apples during a \u201cwaning moon.\u201d On top of this, harvesters tend to prefer picking fruits such as apples and grapes at night so they can escape the oppressive sun.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>(50)<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> The bitter healing herb (<\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">eruca<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">) is translated literally <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/cdn11.bigcommerce.com\/s-q83qdckkjh\/images\/stencil\/1000x1000\/products\/253\/2647\/ArugulaBC__58397.1506544618.jpg?c=2\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">common rocket<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> or arugula and is found in the Mediterranean region. In ancient Roman times, common rocket was used as a spice. Eaten raw with onions, it was considered to be an aphrodisiac (Hunemoorder 2006).<\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>(52)<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> Sea urchins and their eggs were eaten as delicacies in Roman times (Hunemorder 2006).<\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/kitchenproject.com\/history\/apicius\/Apicius.pdf\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> Apicius<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> notes several recipes for sea urchins, which were often poached or boiled. It is also seen in a<\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Food_and_dining_in_the_Roman_Empire#\/media\/File:Messy_floor_mosaic.jpg\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> mosaic<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> depicting the floor of a triclinium.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>(53)<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> Canopies (<\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">aulaea<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">) were hangings used to decorate the walls of Roman and Greek tents, houses, and palaces. Besides their decorative purposes, they also kept out rain or sun (Hurschmann 2006).<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-196\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.richmond.edu\/romandining\/files\/2019\/05\/canopy-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"619\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Painting of a convivium with canopies in the background, from the House of the Triclinium at Pompeii.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>(55)<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> Aquilo, the North Wind is one of the four wind gods. He is the \u201cstormy wind\u201d that brings darkness and snow (H\u00fcnem\u00f6rder 2006).<\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>(55)<\/b> <a href=\"https:\/\/upload.wikimedia.org\/wikipedia\/commons\/thumb\/e\/e8\/Campania_in_Italy.svg\/1200px-Campania_in_Italy.svg.png\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Campania<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> is a region located in southern Italy. Modern day <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wanderingitaly.com\/images\/campania-map-800.png\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Naples<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> is located there. It appears to be a windy place, as six wind farms are located there today.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>(56)<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> One commentator suggests that the guests\u2019 fear references an incident reported in Callimachus\u2019 <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Aetia<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, where the roof collapsed during the convivium. With the exception of one diner, all the guests were killed. Thus, the \u201cworse thing\u201d was the potential collapse of the ceiling itself (Sharland 2011). Horace may have also intended the collapsing canopy as a literary device to symbolize Nasidienus\u2019 failing dinner.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>(57)<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> Horace is making a joke here by making Nasidienus\u2019s full name \u201cNasidienus Rufus.\u201d Rufus is Latin for red or red-headed. Nasidienus is translated at nose. Thus, Nasidienus Rufus is \u201cMr. Red Nose.\u201d Commentators have suggested this defining physical feature would be appropriate for his overindulgence in wine (Sharland 2011).\u00a0 However, commentators do not believe Nasidienus to have been based on a real person.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>(60)<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> Nomentanus blames the Roman deity Fortune (<\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.sunsigns.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/fortuna.jpg\"><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Fortuna<\/span><\/i><\/a><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">) <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">for the canopies falling. Fortuna, the deity of both good and bad luck, often appeared on<\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.ancient-jewellery.com\/en-GB\/3-greek-roman\/roman-silver-amulet-of-fortuna\/prod_10606#.XLe5zpNKjwd\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> amulets<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, as ancient Romans believed that these amulets would bring the bearer good luck and bounty. She also ruled the wheel of fortune (<\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">rota fortunae<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">). Horace suggests that Fortuna would cause the curtains to drop due to Nasidienus\u2019 extravagance and false pride (Caston 1997).<\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>(65)<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> Fame (<\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/cdn.britannica.com\/s:500x350\/62\/139862-004-9B1C7A9B.jpg\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Fama)<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> is variously represented as either a goddess or personification of public speech and rumors, both good and bad (Nunlist 2006). This may be a reference to lines 72-73 or lines 76-77.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>(69)<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> In ancient Rome, slaves were not given enough money to buy clothes, much less nice clothes. Typically, slave masters would provide the slave with \u201ca <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/editorial01.shutterstock.com\/wm-preview-1500\/5850749cp\/c16fa932\/art-archaeology-various-shutterstock-editorial-5850749cp.jpg\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">tunic<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> every year, and a cloak and a pair of wooden shoes every two years\u201d (Johnston 1903). By wishing that Nasidienus\u2019 slaves are properly rich, Balatro is subtly commenting on Nasidienus\u2019 wealth.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>(76)<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> If attending a convivium, the diner would walk in shoes known as<\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/www.romeacrosseurope.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/shoes-with-openwork-leather-upper-and-nailed-soles-Germany.jpg\"> <i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">calcei<\/span><\/i><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">. However, he would also bring a pair of slippers or sandals called<\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.gutenberg.org\/files\/40549\/40549-h\/images\/figure091.jpg\"> <i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">soleae<\/span><\/i><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">. In the dining-room, the <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">soleae <\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">would be worn. Before the dinner guest would recline, a slave would remove his sandals to avoid dirtying the couch covering. When the triclinium was over, the guest would call for the slave to put on his shoes. Nasidienus is asking for his <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">solaea<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, suggesting either his early departure or the coming end to the banquet (Anthon 1862, 292).<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-208\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.richmond.edu\/romandining\/files\/2019\/05\/HouseTriclinium.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"522\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Painting of a convivium showing a slave taking off or putting on a guest\u2019s shoes, from the House of the Triclinium, Pompeii<\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>(78)<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> \u201cGames\u201d (<\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">l\u016bdus<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">) refers to the entertainment that would be present during a convivium. Entertainment ranged from literary readings, poem recitals, musical performances, and dancing girls (Sallaberger et al. 2006). Here, Horace is suggesting that the \u201cfood and its elaborately theatrical presentation \u2013 is itself the entertainment, ready-made material for Fundanius\u2019s subsequent comic narration\u201d (Habinek and Schiesaro 1997, 99).<\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>(85)<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> A <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bmimages.com\/preview.asp?image=01121768001\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201ccharger\u201d<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> (<\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">mazonomon<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">) was originally a wooden plate for barley bread; by Horace\u2019s time, <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">mazonomon<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> described a serving plate for poultry (Hurschmann, 2006).<\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>(86)<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> Birds such as crane and parrots were eaten in ancient Roman times. In fact, Apicius has several crane recipes in his <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/kitchenproject.com\/history\/apicius\/Apicius.pdf\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">cookbook<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">. Crane was often prepared by being boiled and served with vegetables such as turnips. The combination of salt and barley\/flour, however, alludes to a \u201csacrifice, and a sacrilegious one at that\u201d (Sharland 2011, 93). This speaks to the questionable character of the dinner host.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>(87)<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> \u201cLiver of a white goose\u201d refers to <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.gourmetfoodstore.com\/images\/Product\/large\/rougie-whole-lobe-of-fresh-duck-foie-gras-deveined-flash-frozen-grade-a-1S-2492.jpg\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">foie gras<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> or p\u00e2t\u00e9, a delicacy still enjoyed today. <\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/penelope.uchicago.edu\/Thayer\/E\/Roman\/Texts\/Apicius\/7*.html#III\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Apicius<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> created a method for making foie gras. The animals \u2013 often pigs and geese \u2013 were starved before being \u201cstuffed\u201d with dried figs in order to enlarge their livers. This would often cause acute indigestion, killing the animals.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>(94)<\/b> <a href=\"https:\/\/www2.cnr.edu\/home\/sas\/araia\/Horace_canidia.html\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Canidia<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> is mentioned in six of Horace\u2019s poems (Satire 1. 8, Satire 2.1.48, Satire 2.2.95, Epode 3.8, Epode 5 and Epode 17). Horace is believed to have modeled this character after a perfume-seller named Gratidia, from Naples. She was rumoured to be a witch, who engaged in magical rites of \u201cquestionable morality,\u201d such as animal blood sacrifice. Therefore, Canidia was seen as highly immoral and inhumane, suggesting that Canidia\u2019s food is poisonous. Thus, Horace is expressing how averse the dinner guests are to the host\u2019s food (Paule et al. 2012).<\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>(94)<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> In Roman times, snakes and snake venom were closely associated with witchcraft (Ogden 2002), and even snake breath was believed to be poisonous (Sharland 2011, 94). While Horace does not specify the type of African serpent, in Odes 3.10.18, he mentions <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/upload.wikimedia.org\/wikipedia\/commons\/thumb\/a\/ac\/Roman_Empire_-_Mauretania_Tingitana_%28125_AD%29.svg\/250px-Roman_Empire_-_Mauretania_Tingitana_%28125_AD%29.svg.png\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Mauretanian<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> snakes (94). Two of Mauritania\u2019s most well known snakes are the <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/upload.wikimedia.org\/wikipedia\/commons\/a\/a6\/Cerastes_vipera.jpg\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Sahara sand viper<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> and the <\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.africansnakebiteinstitute.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/Puff_Adder_1_web.jpg\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">African Puff Adder<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">. Both snake species are venomous (Kimutai 2017). 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[10] <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">After these were removed, a properly dressed slave <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">with a purple napkin wiped off the maple table. Another slave\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">picked up whatever was lying around useless and whatever\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">could offend guests. Like an Attic maiden\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">carrying the sacred items of Ceres, an Indian slave approached [15]<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">bearing Caecuban wine, and a slave named Alcon approached bearing Chian wine without sea\u00a0<\/span>brine.\u00a0<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Here, the host said, \u2018Maecenas, if Alban or Falernian wine\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">delights you more greatly than those wines brought, we have both.\u2019\"<\/span><\/p><p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cHow miserable is wealth! Fundanius, but who was dining there with you, that you should have <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">such a good time? <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I am anxious to know.\u201d<\/span><\/p><p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">[20]<\/span>\u00a0<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201c<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I was in the highest position, and next to me was Viscus of Thurii, and below me,\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">if I remember, was Varius; with Servilius Balatro\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">was Vibidius, whom Maecenas had brought as shadow.<\/span>\u00a0\u00a0<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Nomentanus was above the host himself, Porcius below, <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">who was ridiculous for swallowing whole flat-cakes at once; [<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">25] <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Nomentanus was there for this purpose, so that if anything would go unnoticed, <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">he would point with his forefinger; for the rest of the crowd,\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I mean us, we eat birds, oysters, and fish, <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">which were concealing a juice far different from any we knew, <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">as in fact, it became immediately clear, when he offered to me eggs of a sparrow-fish and eggs\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">of a flat fish<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">, <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">they remained untasted. [<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">30]<\/span>\u00a0<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">After this, he taught me that honey apples are red when they are chosen\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">during a waning moon. What a difference this makes, from him\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">you would have learned better. <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Then Vibidius to Balatro says,\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u2018Unless we drink him bankrupt, we will die unavenged,\u2019\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">and he demands larger cups. Then, paleness [<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">35]<\/span>\u00a0<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">spread over the face of the steward, he fearing nothing more\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">than heavy drinkers, because either because they slander more freely or <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">because fiery wines dull the refined palate.\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Vibidius and Balatro pour whole wine-jars<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> into Allifanian drinking cups,\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">with everyone else following suit: the guests of the lowest <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">couch did no harm to the flasks. [40] <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The lamprey is brought forth, outstretched in a shallow platter, between swimming shrimps.\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">At this, the host said 'This fish\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">was captured pregnant, since it would be worse in its flesh after spawning.\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">With these following ingredients, a sauce was mixed: [45] oil which <\/span>\u00a0<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">the best cellar\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">of Venafrum <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">pressed, garum from the juices of Spanish mackerel,\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">five-year-old wine truly borne on this side of the sea (<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">while it is cooking -- after it is cooked Chian wine suits so well, so that <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">nothing else is better) white pepper, and vinegar\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">which turned the Methymnaean grape sour. [<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">50]<\/span>\u00a0<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">I first <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">showed how to cook green arugula<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> and bitter healing herbs <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">into the sauce;\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Curtillus would use unwashed sea-urchins, <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">since what the shell of the sea-urchin yields is better than the brine.\u2019\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Meanwhile, the suspended canopies made heavy ruin\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">onto the dish, dragging as much black dust [<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">55]<\/span>\u00a0<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">as not<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> the North Wind rouses onto the Campanian fields.\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">We feared worse, but after we perceived no danger,\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">we collected ourselves; Rufus, with his head hung down, wept as if\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">his son had an untimely death.\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">That would have been the end, if wise Nomentanus had not lifted his friend in this way, saying [<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">60]<\/span>\u00a0<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u2018Ah, Fortune, what god is crueler to us than you?\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">You always rejoice when playing with human affairs!\u2019\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Varius was able, with difficulty, to restrain his laughter with a napkin. <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Balatro, raising his nose at everything <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">was saying<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">,\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u2018This is the condition of living, and so [<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">65]<\/span>\u00a0<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Fame, which is equal to your labor, is never going to respond. <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">So I may be accepted lavishly are you\u00a0 twisted and tortured by every a<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">nxiety, lest the bread be burned, l<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">est a badly-seasoned sauce be served, a<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">nd so that all your slaves be properly dressed and ready to serve? [<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">70]<\/span>\u00a0<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Add these misfortunes and, if the canop<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">ies would fall\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">as they did just now, or if a lackey having slipped with his foot would break a plate.\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">But difficult matters are accustomed to reveal the intelligence of the guest, as of the leader, w<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">hile favorable conditions are <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">accustomed<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> to hide it.'\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">To this Nasidienus said, \u2018May the gods give to you whatever you pray for [<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">75]<\/span>\u00a0<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">in good measure: you are such a good man and friendly guest\u2019\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">and then he demanded his sandals. During that time, on the couch, you could see\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">divided<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> whispers whizzing secretly by ear.\u201d<br \/><\/span><\/p><p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cI would prefer to have seen no games than these; but <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">come now and tell us the things which you laughed at next.\u201d <\/span><\/p><p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">[80] \u201cWhile Vibidius <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">was asking the boys whether the flask also was broken, <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">because the wine<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> had not been given when he was demanding it, t<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">here is laughter at fake subjects, with the help of Balatro,\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Nasidienus, you return with a changed brow, as if by skill y<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">ou will correct misfortune; [85] then<\/span>\u00a0t<span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">he male servants followed, bearing on a large charger:\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">the plucked-apart limbs of a crane, seasoned with much salt and not without flour,\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">and the liver of a white goose which was fed fat figs\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">and the plucked-off arms of rabbits, which are so much sweeter\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">than if someone eats them with the loins. [90] Then we<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0saw also placed before us blackbirds with the breasts boiled and wood-pigeons without hindquarters.\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Sweet things, if only the host was not narrating their causes and natures;\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">whom thus we fled, avenged\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">in that we tasted nothing at all, as if\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Canidia, <\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">worse than African serpents,\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">had breathed on those things.\u2019\"<\/span><\/p>","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-22","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.richmond.edu\/romandining\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/22","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.richmond.edu\/romandining\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.richmond.edu\/romandining\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.richmond.edu\/romandining\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4407"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.richmond.edu\/romandining\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22"}],"version-history":[{"count":16,"href":"https:\/\/blog.richmond.edu\/romandining\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/22\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":654,"href":"https:\/\/blog.richmond.edu\/romandining\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/22\/revisions\/654"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.richmond.edu\/romandining\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}